“MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS BUT IT CAN BUY BACON, AND THAT’S BASICALLY THE SAME THING.”
My flawless mother
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Now I’m adding a giant box of brownie mix to my SAMs club list for tomorrow. Ughh
From the mouth of a 2 yr old I told my son that we have to go to mommy’s doctor appointment for the baby tomorrow and he says, “Lucian’s going to doctor too.” “Lucian going to doctor Seuss.”

From the mouth of a 2 yr old

I told my son that we have to go to mommy’s doctor appointment for the baby tomorrow and he says,
“Lucian’s going to doctor too.”
“Lucian going to doctor Seuss.”

mrsdallogay: mrsdallogay: my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it (via chocolatewastedlife)

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

(via chocolatewastedlife)

Bye, Pepper.
😿
“The axe forgets; the tree remembers.”